this might be my favorite fresh ink card of all time. because if bologna has a first and last name (o-s-c-a-r and m-a-y-e-r), i mean, it would only make sense that it has a middle name, too. and after years of wondering about said detail, we finally know. it's marie.
it’s a rental
so despite the fact that everything seems to be butterflies and roses (actually let's go with peonies or tulips as i'm not the biggest fan of the official flower of the bachelor franchise) lately, i am currently nursing a slight case of writer's block (wah, wah). so until i find the remedy for that (something ...
recipe for restoration
they say time heals all. and while i think that the passage of ticks on life's second hand certainly aids in the restoration of wounds, i can't help but believe it's never truly that simple. like the recipe for the perfect chocolate chip cookie (yum!), it's the precise combination of specific ingredients that is essential for ...
it’s no project runway, but it’ll do.
so it's march madness time (if you haven't heard or seen or read or live under a rock or any combination of the four) and that means that networks give viable tv-watching hours over to america's love affair with college basketball. and i get it, we all love the rivalry, the upsets, the office pools, ...
my heart went on, and on
first, let me set the mood... mood = set. despite the pitter patter of rain drops across the county, my momma and i finally made it down to balboa park (after talking about it for at least a month) so we could "set sail" (don't even worry this post is going to be FULL of puns, consider yourself ...
my spring lust-list
what happens when it's a slow(er) workday and you are prone to peruse style blogs and/or pinterest on a daily basis? the creation of a lust list happens. a list of items i am currently lusting over-slash-praying would go on sale, and soon! here they are, in no particular order. these babies kind of just speak for ...
and hello to you, too, friday.
3:00 A.M. that's the time my bod decided it was time to greet this friday morning. rude if you ask me. but an opportunity nonetheless (my best attempts at taking that lemon and fashioning it into lemonade), if anything, for a little moment with my dvr to sift through some of the recordings from the week. ...
parentheses on your face
things that are currently creating parentheses on my face (that's a smile for those who may be confused by my attempts at being clever-slash-witty) today (in no particular order): urban plates dinner dates with my favorites polka dot everything real housewives of orange county (i can't help it, i'm sorry i'm not sorry) steamed vegetables 64 oz. cups of water ...
let your smalls be smalls
in which i rant about women's clothing sizing and its inconsistencies. y'all. i know full well that there have been many a blogpost written about this subject. and i'm not really one to get on the bandwagon after a subject has been thoroughly beaten like a dead horse (<-- never liked that analogy, even given my ...
live from new york…
the best parts of this saturday's snl (hosted by jonah hill, featuring musical guest the shins!) in no particular order (that's a lie, they are actually in the order of appearance): dying. dying. dead. kristen wiig as paula deen? a tom hanks cameo? stefon (bill hader) catching a case of the giggles mid-skit? just a few solid arguments as ...
