sometimes in life you come across a little ditty that you’re all but ready to stitch on a decorative pillow to display in your home because well, a) who doesn’t need more decorative pillows? (answer: no one) and b) its plush presence would only serve as a reminder of how eerily accurate said sentiment is for your life.

that “sometime in life” was today when i found this gem while perusing facebook this morning (thank you, friend!) and gosh, if there wasn’t a saying that wasn’t more completely accurate with regards to my dating life.

because really, anyone can flirt but it takes serious talent to seduce someone with your awkwardness. lucky for me i have plenty of awkward to go around.