i oftentimes think i won the parent lottery. that there are regular parents, and then there are my own who seem to be just that much more awesome than the average bear. and i'll spare you all of the reasons as to why exactly i feel this way (because we could be here all night) and ...
a cue from jeremiah
so this one time i went on a first date. (you're thinking this is going somewhere juicy and it kind of sort of is, but not really, regardless, keep reading, i promise it's a good story and if you get all the way through and determine that it was actually not a good story, well i'm ...
