Toula Portokalos: I woke up with this huge zit this morning. Ian Miller: Where? Toula Portokalos: There. Ian Miller: I had a huge zit this morning! Toula Portokalos: Really? Where? Ian Miller: Well, it was there, but it's gone now. Toula Portokalos: Why? Ian Miller: I put some Windex on it. (via) remember how the patriarch in my big fat greek wedding was ...
pulling the midnight oil
i've done my fair share of "hippie" remedies. i mean, for one i take herbal supplements on the daily and see a nutritionist for muscle testing on a regular basis. then there was that one time i had a specialist attach tiny little silver beads to my inner ear in order to promote hormone balance ...