the new windex

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Toula Portokalos: I woke up with this huge zit this morning.   Ian Miller: Where?   Toula Portokalos: There.   Ian Miller: I had a huge zit this morning!   Toula Portokalos: Really? Where?   Ian Miller: Well, it was there, but it's gone now.   Toula Portokalos: Why?   Ian Miller: I put some Windex on it. (via) remember how the patriarch in my big fat greek wedding was ...

pulling the midnight oil

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i've done my fair share of "hippie" remedies. i mean, for one i take herbal supplements on the daily and see a nutritionist for muscle testing on a regular basis. then there was that one time i had a specialist attach tiny little silver beads to my inner ear in order to promote hormone balance ...

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