pipe dream

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last weekend S and i flexed our muscles (literally) and moved his finished desk into his apartment. he had been storing it in my garage because there is currently a '69 volkswagon bug occupying his (did i mention that in addition to building things, he also fixes up old cars? i know, stud. muffin.). anyway, ...

dear 2014

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  dear 2014, first of all, you look great. that new moisturizer is definitely working. but back to my letter (squirrel!). for someone who is seemingly never silenced, i find myself at a loss for words when attempting to express just how much your 365 days have completely changed my life for the better. i mean, you kicked-off with a ...


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the first time my special mister (we'll call him S from here on out) came over to my house, he noted how the height of my DVD and DVR boxes obstructed the viewing of the bottom of my television screen. "i know," i said matter-of-factly, "it's really annoying when shows have subtitles (i.e. si on duck dynasty)." i went ...

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