okay. are you ready to laugh until your stomach hurts? well, brace yourself. today’s blog crush friday highlights who could be my strongest blog crush ever. now, the san franciscan based drew(ber) of rocket shoes is no stranger to trader joes, nike tempos & reality shoes. i think i’ve mentioned him and his knack for the written word a time or twelve. but really, y’all, aside from the occasional expletive (sorry in advance), his reads are just laugh-out-loud hilarious. sometimes he even gets all sentimental, and you know what? those posts are really good, too. and then the bachelor/bachelorette recaps. i can’t even. i’m not gonna lie, i pretty much watch the show just so i can read what hilarious commentary he will provide in response to said shenanigans.

my friends find it creepy how much love i have for him. i mean, in a non-restraining-order-i-fully-understand-he-has-a-fiance-kind-of-way. but whatever, drewber (which is his twitter handle @drewber, p.s. you should follow him on twitter) is the best. and rest assured, you’ll think so, too. you can check out his professional writings here as well.

city by the bay.